melodramaticguitarsolo said: ages 8, 13, 15, and 66
8: umm my siblings are annoying and keep trying to hang out with me and my friends, my grandpa keeps staying at our house for months at a time and being an ass, writing in cursive is the worst most pointless thing ever
13: i just had my bat mitzvah so i’m an ADULT now and i must be RESPONSIBLE let me think about god except oh wait i don’t think god exists, and also wow girls are cute NO THEY’RE NOT I’M HETEROSEXUAL I PROMISE L O L I HAVE A CRUSH ON A BOY and i would’ve blogged about my boy crush. also probably about my camp boyfriend. YEAH.
15: softball is so cool, I’M SO GAY, i’m dating a girl WHOA we totally got to second base [we kissed while hiding under a blanket] [it was not anyone’s definition of second base] [and that is a silly way to define things anyway], look at all these pictures i’m taking
66: idk maybe grandkids or whatever if i have kids?? and like knitting patterns and shit